Dad puns to make you a hero!
One of the major perks of being a new dad is mentally, phyiscally and emotionally preparing for the biggest day of your life… cracking your first dad joke! It is a sacred moment for all new dads to share with their little ones. A moment that you must be prepared for. Use this time to train, to prepare and to ready yourself. Because when the moment should arise, you need to answer the call. Here are the top 18 dad puns from around the world to assist you in your training. Happy dadding, lads, stay classy!
Did you hear about the bar on the moon?
Great food, but zero atmosphere!
Kid: Dad, I’ll call you later.
Dad: Don’t call me later – call me dad
What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter?
Why should you never buy anything with velcro?
It’s a total rip off!
What do you call a fat psychic teller?
A four-chin teller!
I would avoid that sushi if I were you..
It’s a little fishy!
What’s brown a sticky?
RIP boiling water
You will be mist!
Your mum told me to stop copying a flamingo
I had to put my foot down on the matter!
I don’t trust stairs
They are always up to something!
I used to hate facial hair
But then it grew on me!
Why did the can crusher quit his job?
Because it was soda-pressing!
Why don’t crabs ever give to charity?
Because they are a little shellfish!
What do you call somebody with no body or nose?
What do you call a deer without eyes?
What do you call a fake noodle?
Where do you learn how to make ice-cream?
Why did the coffee file a police report?
It got mugged!!
DAD, I’M COLD –
Nice to meet you cold…I’M DAD!!
Good? or Good?